As followers of STAR Radio will know, we’ve recently opened up applications to new shows. (Pls apply) I’m  looking forward to seeing the kinds of things that are going to go onto the airwaves this semester, not least because, as a fourth year in his final semester, there’s only so much more radio I can produce. So, while we wait for 2019’s new wave of radio talent, here’s my top 10 ideas for shows I wish I’d done. Some are serious, others…less so (Feel free to steal any of them that you so choose)

 

  • Saint AMSRdrews. Clue is in the name. Literally just an hour of AMSR. I’m not even sure if AMSR works, but I’ll take any method of de-stress I can get at this point.
  • The Anonymous Review- The moderators of St Feudrews, St Fessdrews, and whatever other anonymous pages exist, discuss their favourite and least favourite posts from the weak. Possibly with voice mufflers to ensure complete anonymity.
  • The Life of Pablo- (See what I did there? Like the Kanye song, but also the drink. I crack myself up sometimes) A show where people discuss their drinking exploits.
  • Trash Corner- Everyone has something about pop culture they hate. This show would let them vent about it.
  • Caecilius est in Horto- A show completely in latin. Because St Andrews isn’t pretentious enough already.
  • Blind Dates on Air- Yes, it will be awkward. But consider this- it’ll also be extremely funny.
  • I came in like a Shreck-ing Ball- No idea what this one will be, but the name is cool.
  • Be Prepared- A show dedicated to celebrating the genius and magic of Disney villain songs, truly a bright spot in the musical firmament.
  • Drunk Debating on Air- Would this be allowed? Possibly not. Would it be entertaining? Absolutely yes.
  • The secret life of penguins- I fucking love penguins. Fascinating animals. 10/10, would listen to a show about them for an hour every week.